Cillit Bang sucks for removing limescale (proven fact by me) but this remixed ad is brilliant. Click picture for the link jump off. Hey TCAL! Miss me?

HAHA I’m not sad about it, they sucked.

These gals from switzerland will win, or some other hotty.

A man with the world’s longest ear hair has had his world record officially recognised.

Link.

Its all over the net whats going on with Lindsay Lohan.

From this to that:

I’m not a big fan of this new look, she could think about layin off on the white stuff. Sky has a good slideshow off pics so you can see the difference. Linky

This story isn’t true. But its a good story!

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

nice little piece about the shift in culture which has turned nerd into a term that pretty much describes everyone,not sure if i agree but hey, its a good read

i’m sure she’ll beat it and then we can all go to see her showgirl tour - with the new improved Kylie!!
more here on the bbc

We are all a pack of murderers according to Professor David Buss

Thousands of years ago killing an enemy would boost a man’s social status and improve his chances of attracting a mate

hmmmm… that gives me an idea

Meant to link this ages ago, a clip from Fox news of an awful bitch called ann coulter, she has some opinions on canada and canadians which are….unbelievable,right wing in the extreme. But hey Fox news is unbiased so it allows her to have her say….

Punch a celeb. Good fun for a while but i got bored of it after a bit. Still worth wasting a good 15 minutes of work time on.

Thanks Si

Tonights the night. People in North America will get the 1st look at the new xBox Console rumoured to be called xBox 360 on MTV. The show will be aired at 8pm in the states tonight & tomorrow Friday 13th on ShitTV UK & Ireland. xBoxerific I for one will be tuned in and am having my own xBox launch party. For Details on its whereabouts visit party at my house for the team dot comunicado

Clever eh?!.. red devil… man utd wear red. They’re the red devils!! He’s evil!! Well Glazer is the majority shareholder in Man Utd. Could this be the end? Heres the story if you care. takeover

If not you can click here

For those of you who dont know Alan Lomax was an ethnomusicologist who went around collecting the music of America. Youve heard some of his recordings before i’m sure, because Moby nicked them for his album Play. Well now all of his recordings are available on the interweb, it involves registration, but its well worth it

If you’re like most people, you’ve probably heard of the French New Wave or Dogme95, but when asked at a party to explain what they are or to name more than a couple of films, you may struggle a little bit. Well, fear not! Going along with GreenCine’s belief that DVDs are not just entertainment but film-schools-in-a-box, we’re happy to introduce you to our own form of film education: Primers. They are meant to be a fun introductory overview of major film genres and movements, and to serve as handy guides in your rental selection process.

Not too bad either, a nice learning tool

Carbage is a section on top gear shows some of the best and worst modded cars. Some of these are just awesome .. in the ‘christ i wouldn’t be caught dead in that piece of shit’ kinda way.

Modded cars can be cool - and sometimes they can be done so tastelessly that the owner deserves to be publicly ridiculed.

mod!

For those of you who missed it, this is the footage of the woman who ..

stood in front of thousands of hockey fans to sing the national anthem and forgets the words not once but twice. She leaves the ice to grab a piece of paper with the words and as she returns her day gets even worse. Apparently, this is the first time the national anthem was not sung before a professional hockey game.

Classic but ya gotta feel sorry for her!!!

In defence of her despicable actions in Iraq (and you can be sure their were plenty of unseen incidents) Lynndie Englands defense team pointed towards her oxygen deprevation at birth as being the leading cause of stripping Iraqis,beating them down and putting them on leashes….

Defense lawyers sought leniency for Pfc. Lynndie England at a hearing Tuesday to determine her punishment in the Abu Ghraib prison abuse scandal, with a psychologist testifying that the reservist was oxygen-deprived at birth, speech impaired and had trouble learning to read.

Rick Hernandez, a defense lawyer, said the pscychologist’s testimony helped England by establishing that her ability to reason was lower than that of her comrades.

Well your honour, in my defence, i am a fucking retard…… but its not my fault….. i was born this way.

Police were using the supposedly non-lethal guns to try to quell a rowdy crowd outside Fenway Park after the Red Sox won the pennant last October. One of the pellets struck Snelgrove in the eye, and she died several hours later.

The family of the 21 year old have already reached a $5.1million settlement with the city of Boston but are considering additional legal action which could see up to $2 million of any damage award going to Boston.

Apparently the pellets were filled with pepper spray. Ouch

Bollywood salutes the man.. the legend… ! Long overdue you might say.. Not me though.

the Hoff from the bbc.

Will be shown this sunday in the states followed by episode 351. Newer episodes are pretty hit and miss but ya gotta give it to them. 16 series with cast signed on for 3 more! ep 350 guest stars Ray Romano from everybody loves raymond and Ice Age. While 351 guest stars Albert Brooks who was the dad in Finding Nemo. Classic stuff
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