Every year I try to anaesthetize myself from the cloying sentimentality of Valentine’s Day with this little drawing, which can be printed out and used to cover offensive Valentine’s Day cards. I have also come up some alternative names for Valentine’s Day but Hallmark and the like have been reluctant to take them up, I don’t know why.

· Plastic Shite Day
· Emotional Blackmail Day
· Sap-Fest
· Breeder Bonanza
· Fucker Festival
· Restaurant Exclusion day
· Let’s Just Be Friends Day
· Rejection Day
· Err, Emm I sent that Card as a Joke Day.
· Getting hit repeatedly with a Plank Day
· Crying alone in your own filth Day