Want to know what’s really going to happen between now and the general election? Screw Questions & Answers, The Irish Times and everything else. Twenty Major has the entire election blow by blow, month by month, right up until July 07, posted at his blog. An excerpt from February:

After 34 gangland murders in Dublin in the first 3 days of the month the opposition accuses Minister for Justice Michael McDowell as being ‘as soft as Scarlett Johannson’s dirty pillows’ on crime. The PD leader says it’s not his fault and lays the blame squarely on middle-class recreational drug users saying if it wasn’t for them there’d be nobody to buy it.

Bertie Ahern agrees and threatens to plunge the country into recession unless people from Foxrock and Rathgar stop buying cocaine for their dinner parties. ‘Maybe then you’ll appreciate everything we’ve done for you feckless eejits’, he says.

Countdown to the next election @ twentymajor.blogspot.com.