Jordan, apparently on hearing that Chantelle is engaged to marry Preston has said:

“If anyone else is trying to be like us, they should stop now.

“Preston and Chantelle – I’m sick to death of reading that they’re getting married … It’s boring now.

“I liked her in the Big Brother house, but get a job now. Let’s see if you can do something.”

Her saying that has caused a paradox, and the whole universe is collapsing in on itself as we speak. Full story while you still can.