How to Survive a Shark Attack
Get out of the water ASAP
If you can’t, head for the sea floor or hide in reeds
If cornered by a shark, hit it hard on the nose with an object
Avoid using bare hands and feet if possible
Target the gills and eyes which are sensitive
Never, ever ‘play dead’
BBC Story.
Sharks at Wikipedia.
Previously on TCAL: Shark Attack, Dolphins protect swimmer from Sharks.
Google image search for “shark”.
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“Get out of the water ASAP”
No shit !!
Comment by maca — January 20, 2006 @ 7:35 am
I like the whole not getting into the water with sharks in the first place method.
Comment by John Butler — January 20, 2006 @ 9:56 am
“Avoid using bare hands and feet if possible”
Chortle! “Excuse me, Mr. Shark, whilst I return to shore and my runners and boxing gloves on”
Comment by deadlock — January 20, 2006 @ 11:22 am
you have to let it kill you because if you hurt it its cruelty to animals and we don’t want that now do we.
you have to try reason with it. tell him you have a famliy, try make him feel guilty or is that cruelty to animals as well
Comment by dagit — January 21, 2006 @ 9:26 pm
play dead lol ye cos the shark is not gonna eat u if ur dead
Comment by padjo — August 12, 2006 @ 11:28 am