One of the ultimate team members got engaged recently, so this poll from Japan is very relevant. How long until your new bride farted?

They interviewed 1000 Japanese husbands by means of an internet poll, and as you can see in the pie chart on the right, almost half the wives (43%) couldn’t keep it in for more than a year. 29% first let rip in the second year, 16% avoided a bottom burp until their third year, and 12% of husbands have been spared their wives’ anal emissions.

The graph on the site is priceless. (via.)