I Hate Horses

10 Comments

1. horse are the best animal in the world so f u c k u

   Comment by sharlotte haswell — November 1, 2005 @ 12:05 pm

2. i love horses they r the best, y do u not like them, i think there cool?

   Comment by bethany howard — November 1, 2005 @ 12:08 pm

3. The grip on reality these comments demonstrate is remarkable. I hope other internet sites appreciate TCAL’s amazing tard attraction ability. What to do? Leave them here as a window on humanity for future generations? Or erase their stupidity from existence?

   Comment by danger — November 1, 2005 @ 12:34 pm

4. i ride horses as a hobby, i think they are cool. Every one likes horses?
   ecept u (thats a fact)

   Comment by helen smith — November 12, 2005 @ 4:47 pm

5. Actually, Helen Smith that is NOT a fact. Just as many people hate horses as those who love them. I hate horses so the writer is not alone on this. They are vile beast, they stink, fart, and shit WAY too much.

   Some people think they smell good. These people have a fetish and are freaks. You can often see them sucking on a horses’ penis or testicles or helping the animal rape one of their friends by forcing the cock of some unsuspecting horse into a lady.

   Horses are lean and would make tastier steaks and food stuffs than cows. We sould raise them for food or just let them roam free for hunters with good rifles.

   Although many people think horses are cute, cuteness is not a good enough reason to give an animal human rights. People often project they’re thoughts, feelings, and ideas upon the horses they keep. Also, because they spend so much time with these creatures they begin to think of them as people as well. This is not ture. A horse will always be a horse no matter how badly you may want it to become you human boyfriend.

   Horses should either be eaten or killed to make from crops instead of grazing.

   And don’t accuse me of not having spent time with horses. I used to work on a ranch in CO four years ago and I’ve been riding all my life. It’s fun, but it doesn’t justify people’s desire to elevate them to people status. Horses, like a tractor or a pitchfork are just tools. Tools that shit and smell.

   Comment by Gunther Cunninghamm — January 23, 2006 @ 3:22 am

6. RIGHT ON BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!

   Comment by dagit — January 23, 2006 @ 4:16 pm

7. i fucking hate horses with a passion

   horse bacon!!!!!!

   Comment by robert — February 9, 2006 @ 7:07 pm

8. You can buy horsemeat in Canada.

   Ever had any Chinese restuarant pork fried rice?

   Think about it.

   Comment by weqtrweq sdfa — June 13, 2006 @ 2:31 am

9. You people are sick. You’re just a bunch of losers who haven’t got lives (obviously) which is why you sit at your computers ALL DAY saying bad stuff about horses. How can you say things like that?? You say that you hate horses but then you give no reason as to why apart from the fact that they smell. It is a well known fact (which you bastards obviously don’t know) that horses don’t have hands and they can’t clean up after themselves (but they would if they could). so what I want to know is; what did horses ever do to you? You people need to see a brain surgeon or a physian because you’re minds are seriously twisted. In fact, i’ve never seen anyone as dirty-minded as you lot are! And so what if horses fart. Haven’t you ever farted? Big deal if horses can’t clean up after themselves- because that is EXACTLY how you were when you were a baby. All babies smell, all babies fart and make a mess. You were a baby once too, were you not? And all babies are vunerable and innocent (so are horses) and you were too, were you not? (although it’s hard to imagine that you were ever innocent no matter how long ago). SO NEXT TIME YOU MIGHT WANNA THINK BEFORE YOU GO ROUND DISSING HORSES CUZ YOU TOO WERE ONCE AS SMELLY AS A HORSE- MAYBE SMELLIER IN YOUR CASE.

   I hope you’ve learnt something today and if you haven’t then thats your loss cuz you people are inhuman.

   Comment by unique_queen — September 5, 2006 @ 9:39 pm

10. “…that horses don’t have hands…”

    Bollocks. It’s a well known fact that horses are measured in hands. You’re full of lies.

    Comment by Stranger — September 5, 2006 @ 10:23 pm

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