Backstage at Live8 Ricky Gervais was at the
side of the stage. Paris Hilton walked up to
him and said how much she liked his stuff.

Ricky: “Have we met before?”
Paris “Yes. I’m Paris Hilton”
Ricky “Oh, sorry Paris, I didn’t recognise you
without a cock in your mouth.”

Exit Paris in a huff.

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