Save Toby: He dies today
Toby dies today. The guy only got 28,000 dollars, and he needed 50,000 or else he’d eat Toby. Click. (Previous story.)
Update: He changed the website:
Unfortunately, on November 6th, 2006, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.
What a dick.
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Are you meaning to tell me that that fucknugget has earned $28000 whether he eats the fucking Rabbit or not!!!! Holy Mother of Divine Jesus, that is some fierce SCAM…
Comment by gordy — June 30, 2005 @ 12:53 am
Hah I wonder will go through with it. I don’t see why he would but theres many a crazy person on the internet….
Comment by Anima — June 30, 2005 @ 4:13 am
look at that. he updated the date. asshole.
Comment by danger — June 30, 2005 @ 1:23 pm
Please come to http://pardontoby.blogspot.com & make a Death Row pardon possible!
Comment by Greta Perry — June 30, 2005 @ 1:28 pm
Far more interesting than actually eating Toby, is the issue of how he will kill Tobie. People eat Rabbits all the time. Big deal. Aside from the fact that its probably extremely dangerous to eat a domestic pet (who knows what you’ll catch), he could get done for cruelty to animals. How does he intend to kill it? He says he’ll get a butcher to do it. If you were a butcher would you oblige some randomer’s request to kill their pet? Hell no. His only option is to do it himself. I say if this guy kills Tobie, then he’s a moron and he doesn’t deserve the money. If he lets Tobie live then he does deserve the money and he’s clearly a legend. Only a moron would kill their pet for money. Scam away dude, scam away.
Comment by tim — June 30, 2005 @ 1:35 pm
Ha ha he updated the date! So many simian surfers huffing and puffing over the guile of this guy! Everyone is a moron. I’m so annoyed. I give him 24 hours before the site his hacked to shit.
Comment by tim — June 30, 2005 @ 1:42 pm
that’s one crappy attempt at jumping on a bandwagon greta.
Comment by danger — June 30, 2005 @ 1:48 pm