Thought I’d do a wind up of the fantastic stories that are on the sun today because I find them interesting and I’m bored….. First off there is a report that Halle Berry will play Storm again in X-men 3 but only if she gets a bigger role, feck off catwoman, Master Singer has done a grand job so far so let him call how much screen time you get, stop begging. She is 38 now, but I still would.

Secondly there is a mad story about a guy who thought he was watching a robbery on his webcam. He was in Australia and the robbery was happening in Exmouth, Devon at around 3:30 am. I wanna know why he was watching a street web cam of exmouth at that hour of the morning, hoping to see some strapping young lassies no doubt.

The last story relates to the games which is a reality show on Channel 4 where Z list celebrities battle it out in different sporting events. Anyway the bloke from bread left because he was :

physically and mentally exhausted

Rubbish, he left because he couldn’t take losing. So they replaced him with another loser, Danny from HearSay. The only reason to watch that show is for Kirsty Gallagher. She is great. Gold for Kirsty, here’s a pic.

Oh some guy called Fabian Flowers shot himself in a strip club and hid the gun after he died. Well he must have because they can’t find it and they’ve shut down the murder investigation. Sounds like the cops had to go and play marbles in the yard and didn’t have time for proper work. Have fun finding that story amongst the tits. Thats all from the sun today, quality stuff.